(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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I have this theory and it goes something like this: If you name your daughter with some ridiculously misspelled first name and then top it all off with giving her two first names, she will grow up to enjoy being naked in front of the camera and she may have a daddy complex.

Karissa Shannon and her twin sister Kristina became instant stars when Hugh Hefner picked them to replace his departing girlfriends Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. They also replaced them on the E! network television show The Girls Next Door.

There were rumors going around that Karissa and Heidi Montag had made a sextape together, but they haven’t turned out to be true. However, another tape of her and Smallville actor Sam Jones III has surfaced and according to Vivid Entertainment (the people that make the porn you so enjoy watching), this tape is in their hands and is currently being edited for release!

So clear some space on that credit card of yours… Time to rack up some frequent flyer miles via Karissa Shannon!

(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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Oops, she did it again… No, not Britney this time, Paris HIlton! The stupid Hotel Heiress has managed to get herself into trouble once again. You know, if she were anybody else, she’d be doing a couple of years in prison right now?

So what’d Princess Can Do No Wrong do, not so right, this time? She got busted for cocaine possession in Las Vegas! Again, if you or I got busted with any amount of drugs in Vegas we’d be going directly to jail. Nevada doesn’t fuck around with drug possession. You get caught, you do time. Only time will tell if this crazy bitch gets off once again.

Now lets look at that photo above. Does this bitch enjoy flashing what little tit she has? She seems to expose them and her shaved, little beaver every chance she gets! And those sunglasses…  What the fuck? Why do you want to look like my great aunt when you aren’t even 30 yet?

Anyway… Go check out the Paris Hilton sex tape if you haven’t already. If there is one thing this girl can do right it is give a blowjob like only a true hotel heiress can!

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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So there is this saying… Those who live by the sword, die by the sword… As it turns out Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife to get a lot of work done. She got her ears pinned, her chin shaved down and… yeah… Her tits got a little bit bigger!

Now it seems this Hills brat has decided they are too big! Heidi Montag is complaining that she can no longer do simple things with these G cup tits like hug her dogs or even her dumbass loser of an ex-husband Spencer Pratt.

This dumb bitch just keeps making mistakes! I wonder if taking her tits out will end up being one of them?!?!

(9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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This victim of an upskirt sniper attack goes by the name Leelee Sobieski. When she isn’t giving pink panty upskirt photos a shot, Leelee is making movies and guest staring in TV shows like Drop Dead Diva.

You can check out her massive camel toe in The Glass House and don’t forget, this young hottie gets naked in a couple of movies! You can watch the clips at Mr Skin!

(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)

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Jennifer Aniston is seen sporting a skimpy pink bikini during a  movie shoot in Hawaii.  The 41 year old actress shows that she isn’t afraid to show a little extra skin!

Many are wondering how much of her scene will show up in the movie and whether or not they will airbrush Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples out of the scene.

Jennifer Aniston in a pink bikini.

It’s not the same Jennifer Aniston’s ass you saw in her movie with Vince Vaughn, The Breakup, but then her co-star isn’t exactly in the best shape either.

Brooklyn Decker with a thicker booty (and juicier tits) then we are used to!

(11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)

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So Heidi Montag got a new set of tits. It is rare for me to say a girl actually looks better with her new tits, but Heidi, I’d bang the silicone out of those cock-knockers if you’d let me!

This girl started life out as a nobody. Hey, we all do right? Then she made friends with someone who wasn’t a nobody. In fact, this other person had a hit TV show. Now Heidi Montag is a somebody too. Go figure!

Just about the only thing I cannot figure out is why this babe is still wasting time married to a nobody. Spencer is a douche bag. I mean, for Christ’s sakes, his fucking name is Spencer. Have you ever met a guy named Spencer that wasn’t a douche?

Well, time for me to tell you about Realty Star Scandals. A site that collects all of the sweet photos and videos celebs accidentally mis-place. Which is another way of saying, they break into their hotel rooms and steal their sexy photos and homemade videos!

Woo-hoo!

The sweetest part is that you get to access all of this shit, which was mostly obtained illegally and you can’t be held accountable for any of it. How fucking sweet is that? Can I get a wha-wha?

(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)

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So I went and saw Valentine’s Day, the movie, and it features an ensemble cast. Taylor Swift plays a ditsy blonde girl and I have to say, I wanted to bang the shit out of her!

Dirty Teen Celebrities features a large collection of young celebs either naked or almost naked. They also throw in some very convincing fake pics of your favorite stars getting banged, or masturbating and the like.

As a member you get access to a huge collection of sex tapes and clips from movies the stars DID GET NAKED IN. Dirty Teen Celebrities is for the type of guy that goes goo-goo gaa-gaa over girls like Taylor Swift and Emma Watson over women like Julia Roberts!

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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If there is one constant in the world you can count on and not be afraid of, it is that Pamela Anderson is always going to be a hottie. Even when she is 70! Shit, how do we know she isn’t 70 already?

Seriously though… She has added to her tits, taken them back out and done just about everything to herself she could do and she still looks delicious. While MJ was jacking himself up with plastic surgery, PA has been sculpting something worthy of a Michelangelo painting!

Famous MILF has Pamela Anderson and tons of other hot female celebs that have pushed out a kid. They also have ones that haven’t pushed a kid out, but age wise, fit the bill. Get all of their candid beach shots, topless shots, nude scenes and sex tapes!

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

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Looking at this photo of Lindsey Lohan you almost get the feeling that she is wondering why anybody would want a picture of Lindsey Lohan in a bikini.

Silly girl, probably because you are a gorgeous redhead with big tits?!?!

Celebs Only features real Hollywood celebrities wearing next to nothing or their birthday suit. See naked celebs, sex tapes and more. Everything is cataloged and tagged for easy searching. You can see every naked movie clip, paparazzi shot and magazine shoot a celeb has ever done… naked!

If you are tied of looking at fake nude celebs and want the real deal, Celebs Only is only a few mouse clicks away!

(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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I saw this picture of Melissa Satta and her lovely ass and I have to admit, I got an instant hardon!

Who is this hot Italian lovely? Well, for starters, she isn’t actually Italian. She was born in the US to Italian parents. She ended up going back to Italy and striking it big as a model. Not hard to see why!

Sure, her ass isn’t as perfect as it was when she was winning beauty contests, but isn’t that why chicks go into fully clothed television? (think Jennifer Love Hewitt)

I’d still tap that ass in a heart beat and I know you would do the same. Rumor is there are naked videos of her… Well, she is wearing wet tissues… This supposedly was shot while she was doing one of those strip news programs in Italy.

Have fun jacking!