(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

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Ever been to heaven? Lucy Pinder can take you there. She unleashed her huge boobs at a beach and left a photographer so flabbergasted he signed her to a UK tabloids deal on the spot!

Check out her huge tits as she inducts her boyfriend into huge tits heaven!

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(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

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I think it is safe to say that I am not the only guy in the world who wanted to tie up Jodie Foster’s character, Clarice Starling, from The Silence of the Lambs and…

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(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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Ever heard the song, "Do They Know It Is Christmas?" Sure you have… They play it in every elevator in every city on Earth all fucking day long during the Xmas holiday season. Well, that song was written by a beautiful man. OK… So Bob Geldof is actually quite ugly. What did you expect? After all, the fucker is British!

So anyways… His wife was Paula Yates and well, Ms. Swan from Mad TV  would say, "She look’a like’a man!"…

So where was I? Oh yeah… Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof nude beach photos… This young celebutante looks like a modern Aphrodite!

Peaches Geldof is the British equivalent to Paris Hilton. She is often photographed naked, she doesn’t seem to wear underwear when wearing a skirt and exiting a car and she is rumored to have an upcoming sex tape floating around.

At one point she was the spokes model for Ultimo underwear.  She lost that job once these racy nude beach photos appeared in the tabloids. Too bad. What in the fuck though? Are these people fucking hypocrites or what?

I mean, think about it. In the UK a chick can show her tits on page 3 of the tabloids at 16 years old! So why fire your head model for showing her tits at a nude beach? And their site is filled with models wearing nothing but panties and bras!!! So what gives?

Really though… Who gives a shit, right? We are here to see hot, dirty teen celebrities and that is what really counts!

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

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If you haven’t heard of Jessica Biel you have to have been living in a cave or dead, day is not even a factor in this one.  Meaning even gay guys love Female Celebrities like Jessica Biel.

This is one of the sexiest women on the planet, and if you don’t think so then you are a fucking Alien from outer space who only loves space monkeys.  Jessica Biel is one of the very few Female Celebrities that can be transformed into any arena and just be sexy.  Nerdy, she is sexy, Business Woman, she is sexy, Daddy’s little rich girl, she is sexy.  Need I say more, just go check her out, she is sexy.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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So this is what happened to Jamie Pressley after My Name is Earl?  I have never seen such a beautiful Female Celebrities fall into such ambiguity. 

I admit she is no oscar winner, but she does a descent job when she performs, plus she is smokin hot and will show us her nude body.  The majority of Female Celebrities wait until they are older or out of the lime light to do this, a way of making the valid again.  Jamie Pressley did it early in her career and this was her downfall, but our good grace.  Doing it so early in her career made it that she would never be taken seriously and would only garner more roles like Poisin Ivy 3 where she has to get naked.  I for one am not complaining.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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Just to keep in line with the Charlie Sheen theme, and believe me I am just like everyone else I enjoy the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen.  The biggest fault in most people’s belief is that he just lost his mind.  Seriously, look at that picture of Denise Richards.  Getting to tap that and then no longer getting to tap that would make anybody go crazy.

Plus Denise Richards is a little loopy herself, did anybody see that reality show I watched it.  So everybody join me in thanking and blaming Denise Richards for the rise in my pants, and the fall of Charlie Sheen.  I for one would be willing to risk lunacy to get some of that pussy.

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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Who doesn’t remember this little minx from the that 70′s show, Mila Kunis is one of the hottest TV teen chicks that I want to bang.  Damn that Ashton Kutcher, but love that Mr. Skin.

Well I am trying to figure out where the hell I have been, did everyone else in the world know that there are boobie pics of Mila Kunis on the net?  I sure the hell didn’t know, Boot Camp, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One I never heard of and the other was a gay chick flick.  Well call me a gay chick flick lover because I will be watching both of these flicks this weekend.  Again thanks to Mr. Skin I know what I will be doing this weekend.

See you there.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

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One of the things I love about Eva Mendes, not just that she is smokin hot.  But Eva Mendes is one of the few recognizable actresses that is willing to show us all of her goods while she is still young enough where we want to see all of her goods.  Thank you to Mr. Skin who is there for us, to tell us up to the second where to go in the video for your spanking pleasure.

For those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Skin are either dead or lying, he is the biggest demented perv in the world.  Go ahead feel better about yourself, he not only watching just about every movie imaginable be he records up to the second information as to when you can see tits, breast, bush, etc.

So if you are like me and would like to have Eva Mendes heart shape ass at your disposal, go join Mr. Skin today you little pervert, but you can now take solace in that fact because you pale in comparison to Mr. Skin in the pervertediness department.