(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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I am one of those people that hates the bandwagon mentality.  I hate it to such a fault that I once had my car stolen and could have just taken it from the police instead of having to go through the hassle with the impound yard, but I wasn’t going to go over and see what all of the hassle at the end of the street was about!

Therefor, I will often wait until the second or third season before I get into a show.

Shameless is one of those shows I waited on and now I wish I hadn’t. Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of teenagers baring it all?

Well, OK… They aren’t technically teenagers. They are just playing high school girls in the show. In real life all of the girls showing their titties and more are over the age of 18.

I’m sorry, was that disclaimer a buzz kill?

As if seeing Emma Rossum nude wasn’t already good enough, the episode I just watched had Laura Wiggins getting naked in the tub beckoning the main character (an older man) to jump in the tub with her. He didn’t do it, but I would have in a heart beat!

Along with the Caucasian girls there are a whole slew of ethnic girls showing skin too. Shanola Hapton is one of them and her body is insanely tight!

Oh… And who can forget Joan Cusack? She is MILF material now. Amazing! Never in my wildest dreams did I think somebody would be jacking off to this chick… Now I find myself doing it!

Mr Skin has every nude scene from every movie and TV show ever recorded. He cuts out all of the bullshit and gets right to the naked parts. I remember creating VHS tapes back in the day like this myself… Now we can all save a shitload of time letting him do it for us!

What a guy!

As if you didn’t already have enough reasons to like this guy… He made a tape of the hottest nude scenes from 2011. I watched the entire thing in the members area. I blew my load in the first two minutes. Then I did it again give minutes later! Insane!

Get your own Mr Skin password and see what you’ve been missing!

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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I don’t know… That face does look a lot like Taylor Swift. I certainly hope those little titties are hers too. But I guess Taylor’s camp says the topless pics of Taylor Swift nude aren’t real so we are supposed to believe this pop-country deva is still straight laced as ever…

Well, about as straight laced as you can be after than mind blowing performance in Valentine’s Day!

Watch that Taylor Swift Valentine’s Day cheerleader dance over and over at Mr Skin. He finds all of the sick and disgusting stuff we write about here. Then he pulls out the deliciously juicy clips so that you don’t have to concern yourself with all of the gushy stuff.

Stop spending valuable time fast forwarding and start spending that time watching your favorite stars in their sexiest moments on screen.

Mr Skin

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Paris Hilton although rich and famous has really not contributed anything to our society, hurtful but true.  What has she done that is beneficial to mankind.  Make every little girl want an $1500.00 dog to carry around in their purse, be arrested, have a sex tape.  Not really a ringing endorsement of one’s character, but it is that last one I am thankful for.  Why do you ask, well, it is because it makes not so famous model . bud girls / actresses like Karla Edecan to release their own sex tapes trying to copy her quick rise to fame.

Now Karla Edecan is not born of money like Paris Hilton, but both are models, only one of which her earned it on their on merit and not because of who mommy and daddy were. I personally think Karla Edecan is by far more beautiful than Paris Hilton, but that will come down to the brunette / blonde preference I believe.  But Karla Edecan hands down has the better body and is much more fun to watch being fucked.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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Naked Vanessa Hudgens self shot mirror pics? It seems even young Hollywood starlets have the same troubles as the average American teenager!

The nice thing about these pics is that Vanessa is hot! Some of the stars look like horse shit naked. Sad… but true! Vanessa looks smoking hot and ready to fuck!

You can get more of the pics she shot of herself, plus pics of other Hollywood nude celebs by getting a Banned Celebs password. One password and your entire perverted world opens up!

Get all of your favorite
female celebrities naked at Banned Celebs!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Anyone remember this part of Harry Potter, Clemence Poesy in a bathing suit.  How many of you perved to this picture, well if you go to Mr. skin there are some real pictures for you to perv to.

Now isn’t this a better picture for you to enjoy personal alone time to, you don’t have to feel like a pervert when looking at this picture.  Thanks to Mr. Skin you get a better look at Clemence Poesy and she is surrounded by a bunch of little kids, 

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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I don’t know about you, but I have been waiting for this for a while.  Scarlett Johansson has teased us several times on the big screen, but Mr. Skin went above and beyond for these captures.

I applaud Mr. Skin at 46 minutes and 40 seconds after the 11th hour, if you do not understand that reference then you definitely need to go check out Mr. Skin today.  If you d understand that reference what the hell are you waiting for, join Mr. Skin now.  Scarlett Johansson’s ass and boobs are waiting.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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	Megan Fox showing some tongue at Comic Con!

My old grand-pappy used to have a saying that if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, it’s a duck. So shoot it! When it comes to Dirty Teen Celebrities like Megan Fox similar rules apply. If she walks like a slut and she performs like a slut, she’s a slut. So shoot rolls of film with her!

Crazy shit happens when you make someone into a star. Megan Fox got her big break with Transformers and by the time the third installment came around she had enough of it. She wanted out and called the director Hitler. Well, she got what she wanted. They booted her ass!

Now she is going to have to shake that pretty little ass of hers in a desperate attempt at getting more staring roles. Who wants to work with a diva? Nobody in Hollywood!

In the porn industry we love divas and we’d love to have Megan Fox do some naughty photos. Until then, you can enjoy some nude Megan Fox pics at Dirty Teen Celebrities. They don’t wait for chicks to get naked. Not when they can just Photoshop their head onto someone else!

Some of the naked Megan Fox photos don’t look very good. But others look like pure celebrity spanking gold! Dead on fap-bait! The kind of stuff celebrity fantasies are made of!

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Ever been to heaven? Lucy Pinder can take you there. She unleashed her huge boobs at a beach and left a photographer so flabbergasted he signed her to a UK tabloids deal on the spot!

Check out her huge tits as she inducts her boyfriend into huge tits heaven!

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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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I think it is safe to say that I am not the only guy in the world who wanted to tie up Jodie Foster’s character, Clarice Starling, from The Silence of the Lambs and…

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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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Ever heard the song, "Do They Know It Is Christmas?" Sure you have… They play it in every elevator in every city on Earth all fucking day long during the Xmas holiday season. Well, that song was written by a beautiful man. OK… So Bob Geldof is actually quite ugly. What did you expect? After all, the fucker is British!

So anyways… His wife was Paula Yates and well, Ms. Swan from Mad TV  would say, "She look’a like’a man!"…

So where was I? Oh yeah… Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof nude beach photos… This young celebutante looks like a modern Aphrodite!

Peaches Geldof is the British equivalent to Paris Hilton. She is often photographed naked, she doesn’t seem to wear underwear when wearing a skirt and exiting a car and she is rumored to have an upcoming sex tape floating around.

At one point she was the spokes model for Ultimo underwear.  She lost that job once these racy nude beach photos appeared in the tabloids. Too bad. What in the fuck though? Are these people fucking hypocrites or what?

I mean, think about it. In the UK a chick can show her tits on page 3 of the tabloids at 16 years old! So why fire your head model for showing her tits at a nude beach? And their site is filled with models wearing nothing but panties and bras!!! So what gives?

Really though… Who gives a shit, right? We are here to see hot, dirty teen celebrities and that is what really counts!